You’re living the dream, little guy

typed for your pleasure on 15 July 2008, at 12.14 pm

Sdtrk: ‘Part 1’ by Merzbow

Much like the baby deer caught in the grille of a Range Rover, you have to ask how exactly this sort of thing occurred in the first place. I mean, honestly.

Teenager finds baby bat in her bra
By Laura Clout | Last Updated: 1:47PM BST 08/07/2008

Abbie Hawkins, a hotel receptionist, thought her mobile phone was ringing when she felt vibrations coming from her clothes.

But she later discovered the tiny creature tucked away in the padded pocket of her underwear.

As staff and colleagues crowded around, Miss Hawkins, 19, produced the frightened bat, which was the size of her hand.

She said: “Once I realised it was a bat I was shocked, but then I felt quite sorry for it really.

“It looked very snug in there and I thought how mean I was for disturbing it.”
the rest of the article is here

That’s just… that… I mean… that’s one lucky bat

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8 have spoken to “You’re living the dream, little guy”

  1. Laura writes:

    I once found an entire living room set in my bra.
    True story 😉

  2. Davecat writes:

    Heh; going from that one pic you’d sent me, that’s not out of the realm of possibility. 😉

  3. Mahtek writes:

    Despite all the Halloween/Dracula hype, bat’s are the cutest, most delicate little creatures! And if you’re seriously anti-mosquito like I am, they are a godsend!

    Good for her for not freaking and sending it flying!

  4. Davecat writes:

    Bats are fantastic! I completely agree; we need more of them, to offset the number of mosquitoes we have out-of-doors.

    I’d have one as a pet if it wasn’t more than likely illegal! And if they didn’t poop so much.

  5. SafeTinspector writes:

    DC and Mahtek, don’t forget about guano! Rich source of explosive saltpeter, that. Make your own munitions factory and reduce the mosquito population at the same time. Win! Win! Win!

    As for the young lady in question, the sort of lass that might overlook wild animals in her brazier may not be the most svelte pony on the ranch. I might be wrong here, but I associate lost-objects-on-one’s-person with morbid obesity.
    We need a picture!

  6. Davecat writes:

    Exploding bat poop! Sounds like one of the things left abandoned in Bruce Wayne’s R&D department.

    And there is a pic of Ms Hawkins! Did you click the news link? She’s average-looking, but she is no ham-beast. Which doesn’t really explain why she couldn’t feel a bat in her bosom! Perhaps her nerve endings are dead.

  7. Laura writes:

    Even though my cell service is currently shut off, I can still pull this post up on my internet browser.

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