So much for the Global Village
typed for your pleasure on 31 August 2007, at 1.16 amSdtrk: ‘Romeo’s distress’ by Christian death
ME: Hi, Mrs (muddling through impossibly over-syllabic Russian name)?
*pause*
GLORIOUS SOVIET MATRON: rrrrRussian. English. No.
*click*
I laughed like a drain for like three solid minutes
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August 31st, 2007 at 9.59 am
She tried. I don’t think I could speak Russian well enough to say: “American. Russian. No”
Its barely all I can do to say, “Pee on my pillow when we’re done and extra 5000 rubles,” and I’ve been practising my whole life for that one….
September 1st, 2007 at 2.57 am
I would assume that’s the sort of phrase the Rosetta stone programme left out…
September 1st, 2007 at 9.42 am
I thought you knew that was me Davecat! I just thought you were a telemarketer or something. Next time we’ll chat.
LOL
September 2nd, 2007 at 11.27 am
LONG LIVE THE TSAR! *runs away *
September 3rd, 2007 at 12.59 am
Do swedanje, tovarich!