typed for your pleasure on 2 September 2013, at 10.58 am

Sdtrk: ‘The aurora’ by Our glassie Azoth

While still at work scribblin’ Part II of my DolLApalooza 2013 encapsulation (‘DolLApalooza: now in capsule form. Warning: do not take prior to operating heavy machinery’). I’d gotten a bit sidetracked — cos that never happens, right? — as not only did I recently receive a request for an interview via Email for a notable online news site, but the final day of August had me, my wife, and our mistress being interviewed for a promo video for a fellow iDollator. Under normal circumstances, I’d go into more detail about it, as it was a fun and non-subjective experience, but said iDollator is still planning things out, and she’d cut me fuckin’ baws off if I said any more. Busy, but for a good cause!
Before Part II materialises, here’s some additional points of Synthetik interest:

+ This year marks the twelfth year that Japanese Dutch wife merchants 4woods have been in business. During that time, they’ve released ten body types and a staggering forty heads. Company head Hiroo Okawa further goes on to say, in one of the site’s more recent news posts:

We tried to think really hard about what life-size silicone dolls (love dolls) can provide our customers and tried to create dolls that are worth more than its price through trial and error. Our new A.I.doll Ex is the result of our numerous trials. We are aware that customers’ ideal life-size silicone dolls (Love Dolls) can stand up and sit beautifully, and looks sexy even laid down. They can make adorable poses which makes you want to hold her and simulate various poses for sex easily but also durable at the same time. They should have a silky and soft skin like human which you want to feel forever. We are well aware of it.

However, unfortunately we have not been able to achieve this level yet after 10 years.

Our customer target for A.I.doll Ex is those who would like to enjoy watching her and taking photos of her rather than just having sex with Love Dolls.

Therefore, movable range of this doll is smaller than our other models. Perhaps, this may be the most difficult doll to handle in all of our models. That is why we imagine that you would pour more love for her.

What that all parses to, if you’re not familiar with the wants and needs of iDollator culture, is that the new A.I.Doll EX body type is capable of standing. Not entirely unassisted, but lean her up against a wall, and you should be sound as a pound. Couple that new body with Lissa, a head made exclusively to fit this seductive new body, and you’ve got a fine combination.

Lissa’s enthusiastic stripping distracted her lover from whatever was in her bag

It is a really impressive thing, though! I recall when I first saw an A.I.Doll in person back at AVN 2010, one of the three things that stopped her from being absolutely perfect* was the fact that A.I.Dolls back then were unable to completely straighten their legs at the knees, due to the way they were moulded. Now, not only have 4woods gotten that issue sorted, but their lasses can stand with a wee bit of patience on the part of their owners! When you have a Doll whose skeleton can allow her to pose like this, then that’s the sort of wish a lot of us have had for ages come true.
Incidentally, this October, 4woods are discontinuing not only their Akari, Kaon, Kurumi, Yurio, Neu, and Ally heads, but they’ll no longer be selling the accompanying body type A.I.Peach New Edition as well. Go visit the site, please have wallet ready, etc.

+ Another artist has seen fit to snap photos of an artificial lass: German photographer Julie Steinigeweg has documented a series of pics starring Jenny, a Doll who looks to be made by Mechadoll or one of the similar companies. This photoseries is particularly fascinating, as Jenny seems to be an older lass, and her silicone lamination is separating. Despite this, her beauty is apparent, and her condition makes her even more of a sympathetic figure.

photo © Julie Steinigeweg

I’ve sent an Email to the photographer, asking if there’s any further info behind the project she can pass on. Personally, I’m curious as to whether or not she’s the same Jenny who starred in Oliver Schwarz’s ‘Traumfrau‘, a film I’d mentioned here this past June. Hopefully Frau Steinigeweg’s English is better than my German!…

+ And were you aware that Abyss Creations, the place where the world’s RealDolls come from, have retooled their website? It’s true. Not only that, they’ve finally folded the Wicked RealDoll site into the updated Abyss site, which only makes sense. That’s one-stop shopping! Well done, lads and Debra!
You won’t want to just see what they’ve done with the place, though; Abyss have released another sexbomb in the form of Brooklyn, a Body D Face M RealDoll 2. If you appreciate the larger feminine posterior, and are incapable of telling mistruths, you’ll like what she has to offer.

photo © by Stacy Leigh

Ms Brooklyn has, in the words of a supervisor I’d had several jobs ago, more cushion for the pushin’! Months later, he was transferred to another facility. Fact.

So there you are! Well, let me stop writing, so I can get back to writing. Wait, what?

*What were the other two things, you ask? One – her feet were rather mediocre-looking, and two – I couldn’t take her home with me. Deal-breakers, man, believe me

Random similar posts, for more timewasting:

Whatever you do, don't lose that key on May 27th, 2009

Tip o' the iceberg! That's a traditional Irish greeting on May 23rd, 2017

5 have spoken to “Inbetweeners”

  1. Annie Smith writes:

    hot diggity 😉

  2. bbbjjjttt writes:

    Another interview/video?! YAY!!!! Can’t wait for it. No more Kaon head? They do this to me, on top of discontinuing Chris? *weeps* Aaaawwww, Jenny looks so sweet, and in need of the cuddle she’s receiving. Brooklyn is lovely, but I shall think of her as Brooke, a much more charming name….

  3. PBShelley writes:

    Lissa definitely is the cute li’l temptress! How much does she weigh, he asked as diplomatically as possible, and might as well throw in her cost 😛

    PBS & Lily

  4. Stein writes:

    What if a real woman wanted to date you? Would you dump Shi Chan?

  5. Davecat writes:

    Annie —
    I agree!

    bbbjjjttt aka BJT aka BLT —
    I can’t wait for that interview or video to be released, either! Without giving too much of either game away, the interview will be for the online version of a magazine that’s comparable to the New Yorker, and the video thing is for an iDollator whom you know who’s more famous than I am. So there’s your hints. 🙂

    As I always say, I’ve no idea why Doll manufacturers discontinue heads or bodies. Just store the moulds away somewhere, and if a customer requests something that isn’t necessarily as popular as the others they offer, dust off those moulds and make what they want. I think that’s one of the questions I’d wanted to ask Matt & Bronwen when I met them last month, so thanks for reminding me. But hurry up and buy a Kaon head! According to 4woods, you don’t have to have an A.I.Doll to be able to buy a head, which is something I wasn’t aware of. Hurry hurry hurry!!
    If Jenny’s anything like the Mechadolls I had the opportunity to fondle test last month, hugging her would be warm and soft. Aww.
    And that’s another thing I hadn’t considered — Brooke as Brooklyn’s nickname. Still better than Manhattan! Or Red Hook. Or Schenectady. Etc.

    Mr Shelley and silicone Muse —
    An A.I.Doll EX clocks in at a modest 62 lbs, and a basic model (meaning no hand skeleton, or pubic hair implant, or soft face or soft tummy, or other options) will set you back about $6,516 USD. That’s without shipping, handling, export tax, and customs fees, of course. By the sound of your enquiries, it seems like you may well be looking into a special friend for Lily, he said with a knowing wink. 😉

    Stein —
    Well, the short answer is No. Sidore and I have been together for thirteen years, and should I be reckless enough to consider dating an Organik lass, she would have to accept Shi-chan as part of my life. In a real-world context, getting rid of Sidore would be like an author eliminating a character they’ve painstakingly developed for years. In a more immediate context, getting rid of her would be like anyone getting rid of a loved one.

Leave a charming reply