Any Synthetiks-related news, Davecat? (Dec 2006)
typed for your pleasure on 12 December 2006, at 3.04 amSdtrk: ‘el graphic’ by Death by chocolate
Hells yeah! Err, I mean, Why yes, of course!
It seems that 4woods has gone crazy with the sculpting and releasing of not one, but five new models! Well, two of them aren’t really new, they’re resculpts of previous models, but their Sexiness Quotient has increased about 300%. Three hundred per cent! That’s three one hundred per cents!
First off, there’s the new lass, Natsuki, of the A.I.NEO series.
She seems… distracted
Personally, Natsuki is my new favourite. She just has a certain something that I can’t explain, but she’s my tip for the top these days. Not to say that Kunika, Yu-ki et al are no longer comely, but Natsuki is just seven shades of gorgeous. Maybe it’s because she looks a wee bit like my Sidore-chan? Who can say?
Then there’s Kunika Reloaded, a new twist on an old favourite:
‘Eyes up here, matey’
The most alluring features I’d have to say about Natsuki and Kunika Reloaded are their mouths — their lips have that slightly-parted quality to them which is very enticing. And evidently, they brush and floss often!
Then there’s Haruhi, the debut lass of 4woods’ new NEO-J line.
Barbarella! Good to see you could make it
Seems like the NEO-J (or NEO-Junior) is not as small-framed as the A.I.Sister line, but not as big as the A.I.Doll line, or as well-endowed as the A.I.NEO line. In fact, it also seems that the company is moving on from their A.I.Doll and A.I.Sister body types, and concentrating more on A.I.NEO and NEO-J. Good, cos all of this is confusing the living hell out of me.
Next up is the new version of Yurio. ‘Hello! I’m Yurio,’ she says on the site, ‘I changed my makeup because my body also got a littele bit of evolutions.’ I completely agree. (??)
Did no-one pay attention to my warning about Doppelgängers??
As you can see from the photo above, they’re also available in ‘Nature colour’ (the pale version) and ‘Asian colour’, which is more of the tanned mocha variation, and any of their Dolls can be poured in either skintone.
And finally we have Neu, their ’20th special’. She’s not their 20th Doll, nor have they been round for 20 years, but from what I can glean from the machine translations is that, basically, everytime 4woods makes Dolls available for purchase, they do it in batches, and Neu commemorates their 20th order batch. Okay, now that makes sense. So does this mean every time 4woods hits a certain batch order number, they’ll make a new special edition Doll? Sounds like a plan!
It could’ve been worse — she could’ve been named Amon Düül
Neu is obviously going to cater to certain, more otaku customers by and large, but it’s neat that they offer her in the first place. Also, if you were to fit her with a sky-blue wig, she could convincingly cosplay as a member of the Abh race from ‘Crest of the Stars‘…
From what the site says, you can order her with regular ears, alternatively, or as they say, ‘a big ear and a usual ear.’ Huh! The better to hear you with, one would assume. Plus, more ear means more piercings, as far as I’m concerned. 🙂
Also, atsushi-san, MaRi-chan‘s boyfriend, mentioned recently in his blog that there’s a new issue of i-doloid Petie Maniax due out soon, that looks to have an article dealing with 4woods new lasses. Any way you slice it — delicious.
And to round off this particular entry, I’m sure everyone’s seen the ‘Skatebording girls‘ video. Why is it so funny? Because it contains Unrefined Humour Molecules, I’m guessing. I could watch it all day! Just… don’t tell Ronald Dotson about it; he might freak out and start crying
arigatou to Wolfgang for the ‘Skatebording girls’ link
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December 18th, 2006 at 6.32 am
Yummy, just… YUMMY!
Checks pockets… *sigh*
Maybe next lifetime, and I can buy ALL of ’em!
Very cute! (Especially the last one *drool*)
PBS (don’t tell Lily or her pal ;-))
December 18th, 2006 at 2.35 pm
I know what you mean. I’m looking at Natsuki-chan and the new Kunika R and I’m going, ‘Maybe I can pull off robbing a bank.’
It doesn’t help that Shi-chan’s telling me ‘Of course you can pull off robbing a bank!’ 🙂
December 20th, 2006 at 6.37 am
Neu is cute, but those ears O.o
I still want her LOL – I’ll have the second ear option, thx!
And throw in a mocha Yurio as well 😀
Oh and um, I KNOW that Wiki is my friend, but… WHERE is the Amon Duul reference from? The only one I know is from a German prog band from the ’60’s-’70’s! I have one or two albums of theirs (might be Amon Duul II)…
Bah, it’s late/early!
Nighties (mm, nighties!)
December 21st, 2006 at 12.45 am
Well, arguably, those pointy ears are what makes Neu Neu. Not my cup of Dr pepper, but I certainly wouldn’t toss her out of bed for eating Triscuits. 🙂
And Amon Düül is the same one you’re thinking of. They were one of those crazy Seventies-era German prog-rock/Motorik bands one usually clusters in with Neu!, Can, Magma, Ash Ra Tempel, (early) Kraftwerk, and, ah, Cluster. 🙂 Not really my cup of Dr pepper, but a lot of those groups influenced quite a few of the groups I listen to now (Stereolab, Nurse with wound, etc). Actually, as a name, Amon Düül ain’t too bad. But then, I like odd names. 😉
December 25th, 2006 at 7.24 am
With the Haruhi head (closed mouth), the Neo-J looks like she has just got off the bus from school/college and she is about to set out for the library, swimming pool, or skating rink. (Well, okay, she is naked in the photos. What I mean is she imparts an impression of being that type of serious-minded young lady…)
December 25th, 2006 at 12.07 pm
…so you’re saying Haruhi looks more prim and proper than her counterparts. I can see that.
But then, you look at the outfit she’s wearing in the above pic, and say that she’s a serious-minded young lady… in the year 2099!! Perhaps she’s about to set out for the Holographic Library, the zero-g swimming pool, or the Rollerball rink. 🙂
January 13th, 2007 at 3.52 pm
A good point. When I see her naked (in the photos on the 4woods web site), I mentally dress her up in conservative and elegant clothes. That is, of course, the reverse of what I do (in my imagination) when I see a real girl (fully clothed) who looks like that…
January 16th, 2007 at 1.29 pm
Heh, you too? 😉