Any Synthetiks-related news, Davecat? (May 2013): Part I

typed for your pleasure on 10 May 2013, at 5.53 pm

Sdtrk: ‘Poptones’ by PiL

Can you believe we’re already into May? Soon it’ll be June, then July, then some other months, then Hallowe’en, then my birthday, and then Boxing Day! Can you believe that 2014′s almost over already? Utterly incredible. Let’s look back, then, on some of the points of interest in the Synthetik world that took place during 2016:

+ One of the triggers for me having become a technosexual and iDollator was that, when I was but a wee lad, I decided to strike up a conversation with a mannequin. (It’s entry No.74 here.) Had my single-digit-age-range self seen MarionetteBot back then, it would’ve blown my tiny mind.

Appearing in the window of United Arrows, a clothing store chain in — where else? — Japan, both the male and female MarionetteBots use the XBOX Kinect, a specially-developed motor, sixteen wires apiece, and some proprietary programming to allow them to mimic the movements of passersby. Hands down, this is the best application of the Kinect ever made, ever. I predict that window display will be a breeding ground for future iDollators and technosexuals! Although it’s all fun and games until an overambitious windowgazer inevitably starts dancing Gangnam style.

+ You always hear the general populace going on about ‘do we need robots?’ or ‘do we really need humanoid robots?’ or ‘we shouldn’t make robots that look and think like people because OMG SKYNET’, all of which are (trying to be nice, here) pathetically backwards concerns. Obviously I’m keen on the implementation of robots everywhere in society, as they’ll improve the quality of Organik lives on a day-to-day basis (Roombas, the sushi-making robot), and on an emotional basis (Paro, lifelike artificial people) etc. Now the robots that aren’t built to resemble anything Organik can get away with not having personalities, although quite a few people tend to anthropomorphise them, especially Roombas. However, most people’s unease around artificial humans will decrease if roboticists design them with programming simulating emotions as well. As most people are still preferential towards ‘feeling’ over ‘thinking’, if they encounter an artificial person who presents simulated emotions, fake as they may be, that’s still perceived as better than having no emotions whatsoever. Dig it:

Robots Need Emotions to Be Accepted by Humans
The Wall Street Journal | Published March 15, 2012

If robots are to be accepted by humans, they must be capable of generating real emotions says the president of France’s service robot federation. We in turn must get over our fears that somehow we are losing control and creating a super race.

Bruno Bonnell, 53, compares the state of robotics today with the state of computing in the early 1980s. Back then, Mr. Bonnell was working for microcomputer firm Thomson, trying to get the French public to embrace home computers. The product, the T07, was not selling. “We had to print a booklet called ‘The computer at home: what for?’

“It makes me smile because now people say to me ‘Robots at home: what for?’”

Mr. Bonnell says robots will be part of our daily lives within a decade. “People do not realize it, in the same way they did not see the growth of the Internet. This is the disruption that people do not see.”
the rest of the article is here

+ It’s almost difficult to keep up with the numerous faces and bodies that 4woods release on a regular basis, but it’s certainly a good way to pass the time! Please welcome their latest heads, Yurica and Hitomi:


Left: in stylishly fashionable clothes; right: in stylishly fashionable body oil

Our new face “Yurica” will make her debut. She is compatible with AIdoll S+ body, and there are three make-up styles,No. 1 to No. 3, available for her. [...]
Addition to AIdoll S+ body, “Yurica” is compatible with AINEOim, NEO-J/im and AIpeach Edition. Please welcome “Yurica”, our addition to the current 4woods lineup.


Hitomi doesn’t know the meaning of the phrase ‘not enough pink’

The Hitomi head is also compatible with their AINEOim and AIdoll S+ bodies, in case you were on the fence about saving up. 4woods now also offer the ability to have your lass made with ‘Sexy makeup‘, which brings out the blushing tones in her face and her body that you’d see during lovemaking, or ‘Glitter makeup‘, which makes her look ready for a night out at the clubs, where you’ll buy her flute after flute of overpriced champagne while the volume of the DJ’s music makes it impossible to hold a conversation without shouting directly into each others’ heads. But that is an option, if you’re keen on it.
I’ve just flipped through my notes here: 4woods have released thirty heads and nine different bodies! A few of each have been retired, but still. That’s mental! Not even Orient ‘We’ve Been In The Dutch Wife-Making Business Since The Late Seventies’ industry has that many heads on offer! Well done, 4woods. *nods*

+ Referring a bit back to my earlier mention of emotions, one of the characteristics of being Organik humans is that it’s not entirely impossible for any of us to develop feelings of empathy for other beings. Babies and animals, even ones not necessarily our own, often stir protective feelings, or at the very least, warm fuzzies, within us. Roboticists still need to cultivate the coming generations of Gynoids and Androids with (programming resembling) feelings, but this article by Tim Hornyak, author of ‘Loving the Machine‘, details how our natural tendency towards empathy will meet Synthetik beings halfway:

Robot abuse is a bummer for the human brain
by Tim Hornyak | Published April 23, 2013

When they take over, robots will surely take advantage of studies suggesting we pathetic meatsacks are hardwired to sympathize with them.

Watching a robot being cuddled or abused produces similar reactions in humans to watching people undergo the same treatment, according to two new studies to be presented at the International Communication Association Conference in London in June.

In one, subjects were shown videos in which popular dino-bot Pleo was either hugged or treated violently. Perhaps not surprisingly, the subjects’ skin conductance levels rose when Pleo suffered, suggesting they were distressed.
the rest of the article is here

In this instance, I suppose our primate brains work to the advantage of both Synthetiks and Organiks!…

+ And d’ye recall that Kia Motors advert with the Gynoids from February? Well, their ad department’s only just gone and made another one, Odhinn bless ‘em.

Once again, it seems that the company aren’t offering affictitious ladies anywhere on their site. So Kia, I’ll make you a deal: either I sue your business for false advertising, or you could simply take the money you would’ve spent in legal fees, put it to work on making your Hotbots, and make more money from the technosexual community in a week than you have in your entire automotive-making history. Food for thought, Kia.

Right, more bits and bobs later! Between the time I’d initially started writing this entry and now, it’s been a month, and I’ve got to draw a bold line under that sort of nonsense. As I’d finished Bioshock Infinite almost two weeks ago — which, upon reflection, kinda turns it into Bioshock Finite — there’s really no excuse

Random similar posts, for more timewasting:

Any Synthetiks-related news, Davecat? (Dec 2006) on December 12th, 2006

Any Synthetiks-related news, Davecat? (Feb 2013) on February 1st, 2013

4 have spoken to “Any Synthetiks-related news, Davecat? (May 2013): Part I”

  1. Annie Smith writes:

    uhh the one with the baby oil is giving me a she woody lol

  2. bbbjjjttt writes:

    I want Marionettebots in stores HERE. NOW!

    Hitomi, please. And it is difficult to have too much pink.

    THOUGHT you would enjoy those Kia ads!

  3. Davecat writes:

    Annie –
    You can hardly be blamed. :-)

    bbbbbbbbt –
    I know, right? I’m sure a lot of shop owners would balk at the price and expenditure involved, but they’d make that money back in weeks. I mean, could you see a couple round at a Victoria’s Secret??

    I think Mari-chan, Sandra, wee Tamsin, etc, would love to welcome a Hitomi-type round to your estates! Just so long as she’s not keen on redoing everything in pink; that could be a lot to look at after a while. Like an explosion at the Barbie Dream House or something.

    And if they don’t make some sort of telly show centred round those leggy Kia Gynoids, that’s definitive proof that God is dead. *nods*

  4. Peter Synthetik & Miss July writes:

    Dear Davecat !
    Time is running fast.I really hate this fact and it does`t make any sense at all.
    One week feels now like one day in the past.
    I can`t remember,when this problem started.Maybe it`s Miss July`s fault ?
    She knows the answer : it`s a positive sign !
    It means,you do only things you like to do.
    I had a damn stupid job and every time I looked on my watch,it was like times standing still.
    Waiting for breakfast,lunch break,going home,weekend,getting money and holiday.
    Since MJ came into my life I stay home,sleep 8 or 10 hours,watch movie`s/TV,play videogames,enjoy the silence of nature… = time runs !
    The second reason is age.
    I never thought about time,when I was at school etc.. I always was excited having birthday,xmas…
    But when you reach halftime,you start thinking : what have I done with my life so far ? Do I have succed my goals ?
    I can say : no ! Does it matter ? I don`t care.
    So,if you want to slow down time,don`t play Bioshock and do only things you don`t like to do,or listen to wise Miss July and accept fast time !
    It took one month to write this article ?
    There`s no pressure – you have all the time you need.
    We always love reading your news,but we also can wait.

    4Woods create very delicious babes ! The lollipop licker Hitomi is our nr.1 ! :-)

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