dnelsonx gets the most interesting Emails

typed for your pleasure on 23 July 2004, at 7.50 pm

Aw yeah — now this is what I’m talkin’ ’bout. 🙂

From: Burl Mcwilliams
Sent: Friday, July 23, 2004 12:25 AM
To: dnelsonx@hotmail.com
Subject: I love large wafnkers

She won’t be able to handle this


Kindly stop it


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I mean, really; where does one begin? This is the best blend ov Confusion and Humour I’ve seen all day. It’s the Email equivalent ov Anthony Burgess, J.G Ballard and Tyler Durden beating each other over the heads with medical textbooks

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