Put some clothes on, sir; I can see you digesting

typed for your pleasure on 4 June 2006, at 7.44 pm

Sdtrk: ‘When mama was moth’ by Cocteau twins

Picked this up whilst Out and About this Friday afternoon past:

Going from the diagram on the back, the human body contains, in its entirety: a Heart, a Brain, a Lungs, a Liver, a Stomach, and an Intestines.
That’s it? That’s all we’ve got in there??

How much did I pay for this kitschy artefact, you axe? One American dollar. That’s right! This is clearly (pun) the best purchase I’ve ever made from a dollar store, without question

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Strangely, Tomas wasn’t invited to attend

typed for your pleasure on 2 June 2006, at 4.56 pm

Sdtrk: ‘Keeps on burning’ by The Burning bush

Linked from the malcontents at b3ta; this is truly a Thing of Beauty.

Zombie Wedding
How to spoil your wedding for your parents and in-laws; get everybody to dress as the living dead. The twin coffins for the bride and groom are a nice touch. The group photo is impressive – worth noting who didn’t come as a corpse.

Now, if the buffet table featured food made by that bloke in Thailand, then this definitely gets the title of Best Wedding Ceremony EVAR

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