This is post no.560. Believe it

typed for your pleasure on 30 December 2007, at 3.52 am

Sdtrk: ‘Blood on the floor’ by Throbbing gristle

SIDORE: So what are you writing, love?
DAVECAT: I’m writing an entry to explain why there hasn’t been any writing lately.
SIDORE: Ahh, clever. *shakes head*

An announcement: I have to say that I’m almost entirely out of writing! But do come back next year, when I’ll have a new shipment of nouns, verbs and adjectives. Regrettably, it seems that Deafening silence Plus didn’t place an order large enough to cover the length and breadth of 2007, so we’ve come up a wee bit short. You can probably also attribute that to the domestic shortage of consonants and vowels; most of which are, as you know, being shipped to our soldiers overseas. Personally speaking, I’m using a backstock that’s been accumulating since 1985, but that has to be used sparingly, otherwise I’ll be reduced to writing like an uncultured churl.

So! What does the future hold for ‘Shouting etc etc’? Errm, more posts, I would suppose?
If I were to confess that I have no true plans, and I’m still just winging it after three and a half years, would you be immensely surprised? Nah — I didn’t you would…

Happy new year, humans!

Random similar posts, for more timewasting:

Some new human / Thailand also exports Djarums! on February 12th, 2005

A story in six words? Madness on October 27th, 2006

10 have spoken to “This is post no.560. Believe it”

  1. Mahtek writes:

    Dang, Davecat! I wish you would have said something when you were over! I have several boxes of that stuff in my basement! True, it’s all Olde English script, but it’s still readable.

    Oh well, the year’s almost done anyway. Just remember, if you run low again it’s available.

    Happy New Year to you, Sidore, and everyone here. May the new year bring you joy, health and prosperity!

  2. Gorilla Bananas writes:

    If words fail, bring out the sex dolls.

  3. Miss Hyde writes:

    UGH, don’t say believe it, it makes me think of that terrible english dub of Naruto….which it seems i can’t spell today… Oh well. I’ll drop you a message when we get to 2008 🙂 Hyde x

  4. Miss Hyde writes:

    HAPPY NEW YEAR! Hope 2008 is great for you and shi-chan! Loves, hyde x

  5. SafeTinspector writes:

    GB?!? Here?!?
    Well, I never!

    Happy New Year, DaveCat. I got your message, and I’m pretty sure you are off by a bit less than three decades. I’ll do the math later if you want the official readout, though.

  6. Davecat writes:

    Mahtek –
    A font based on Olde English 800?? We gotta put those letters to good use at some point…

    Gorilla Bananas –
    Contrary to popular belief, I do actually have other interests apart from high-end love Dolls. Not a tremendous amount, but I stand by my statement.
    And aren’t you one of SafeT’s online compadres?

    Miss Hyde –
    Are you sure it’s just the dub of Naruto that makes it terrible? 😉 I kid, I kid.

    My busted LED watch reads ’01-05-79′ forever, and that’s good enough for me.
    And isn’t Gorilla Bananas one of your online compadres?

  7. SafeTinspector writes:

    GB is an online acquaintance of mine. His commitment to his online persona is so deep that it is very difficult to say if one can be his actual friend, although I must say I’ve admired some of his writings.

    Now, as to the date, is that displayed in European or American format?

  8. Safetinspector writes:

    Hey, my gravatar is working again!

  9. Davecat writes:

    What d’ye mean, ‘online persona’? Are you saying he’s not an actual gorilla? LIES

    Also, *points at your recent Gravatar*
    Remember, it took a couple of tries for my Gravatar to engage with that new plugin. Odhinn only knows why. I mean, look at Miss Hyde — she’s lost hers!

  10. Miss Hyde writes:

    Well Naruto is pretty terrible in itself. . .

    I gots a new gravatar now! *is all proud*


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