It’s entirely true
typed for your pleasure on 19 December 2006, at 11.46 pmSdtrk: ‘Rice 3’ by Merzbow
CHILD (answering phone): Hi, daddy!
ME: Heh… I hope to never, ever, ever, seriously hear that coming from a child’s mouth.
That’s not the first time that’s occurred, either. Now and again during my work duties, some errant toddler, labouring under various assumptions, will answer the phone, and I’ll end up shuddering visibly for five minutes. Hideous.
Who’s your daddy? Apparently I am. Happy now?
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