‘Their ways are not our ways’

typed for your pleasure on 9 July 2006, at 6.56 pm

Sdtrk: ‘Antidote’ by the Hives

I try not to use a lot of Interbutt acronyms, as I find a lot of them to be stupid, but this definitely deserves a OMGWTFBBQ.

Putin kissed boy ‘like a kitten’
CNN.com | Thursday, July 6, 2006; Posted: 5:44 p.m. EDT (21:44 GMT)

MOSCOW, Russia (Reuters) — Vladimir Putin’s decision to stop a small boy as he walked through the Kremlin and kiss his stomach was prompted by a desire to “touch him like a kitten,” the Russian president said on Thursday.

The five-year-old boy, identified as Nikita Konkin by the press, was clearly stunned by the kiss and speculation over Putin’s motivation has run wild in the week since it happened.

Curious Internet users propelled the issue to the top of a list of questions put to Putin in an interactive Web cast.

“People came up and I began talking to them, among them this little boy. He seemed to me very independent, sure of himself and at the same time defenseless so to speak, an innocent boy and a very nice little boy,” Putin told the Web cast.

“I tell you honestly, I just wanted to touch him like a kitten and that desire of mine ended in that act.”
the complete article is here

Mother Russia, you so crazy. No, seriously. Your land contains a number of people that are decidedly not sane. Sure, it’s an Eastern European country, where kisses are doled out by both sexes as a form of friendly greeting, but Putin wanted to kiss this unassuming wee lad in the same manner one would a kitten. Ah ha.
Hide your kittens! Hide your young boys! Just hide

Random similar posts, for more timewasting:

300,000 hits?? You must be joking on September 18th, 2009

Attention Peter Sutcliffe: please ring us at your earliest convenience on February 20th, 2006

3 have spoken to “‘Their ways are not our ways’”

  1. SafeTinspector writes:

    Kissing a kitten on the tummy will get you a scratched face and/or ears.

    What does the ‘BBQ’ stand for?

  2. Davecat writes:

    Why, ‘Barbeque’, of course!

  3. SafeTinspector writes:

    Oh, my Gosh, what the French, barbeque?!?

Leave a charming reply