May I remind you that I’m a Scorpio?

typed for your pleasure on 14 May 2006, at 1.56 am

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How evil are you?

The funny thing is, I honestly wasn’t even trying..
Stolen (further proof of evil) from Penda’s LJ

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20 have spoken to “May I remind you that I’m a Scorpio?”

  1. SafeTinspector writes:

    It said I’m almost entirely good. That can’t be right!

  2. marie claire reader writes:

    hey i just read the article in marie claire about love dolls et vous. interesting. i didn’t know that such a thing existed [well dolls that were more than 6000 bucks].

  3. Davecat writes:

    That Marie Claire UK ‘article’ was a hack job. Whoever assembled it basically cannibalised interviews I’d done with Elisabeth Alexandre, who is a reputable individual, and warped the story to their own ends without any fact-checking at all. I’m no longer 28 years old, for starters.

    If you’re at all interested in a less-skewed bias concerning my crazy iDollator lifestyle, give this interview by Meg Laslocky a look-in. Or just sift through some of the posts on ‘Shouting etc etc’.

    And Hi there, by the way. 🙂

  4. PBShelley writes:

    What DC said, but need to point out (IIUC) that this is a separate mag from the French Marie Claire mag that Elisabeth worked for, who wrote the much more sympathetic Doll-books and article in that edition, with Elena Dorfman. Agreed that it was a typical sensationalistic piece mainly to raise eyebrows and elicit tut-tuts from its readership. Yet another one (rollie-eye emoticon)…

    The unedited version of Meg’s article is the one good one out there, as far as I know, and I haven’t read many of them.

    But, more importantly: Holy shit! I am EVIL!!! :-O Oh no; I am ruint! It says: “Aaaah! You are one creepy soul. You always do what is not right in a situation and believe that you are meant to take revenge on society. On the bright side, you can turn back, and it can get worse.”

    HOW DID THEY KNOW???

    PBS & shrinking Lily

  5. Davecat writes:

    I’ve always known you were evil, PBS. Kindred souls are aware of these things, you know. REVENGE MU WAH HA HA HA HA etc

    And hey, where’s your Lily-Gravatar? She’s not gonna like that..

  6. Wanda writes:

    It said I was “angelic.” Can you believe it?
    As if! Dream on, sports.

    So, Canada is both a European country and a weapon? I always suspected that.

  7. PBShelley writes:

    Hey Wanda, *I* wanted that one! I am *so* angelic!!!

    Erm… why is my nose growing? (And yes, it IS my nose LOL)

    DC, I dunno what happened to Lily’s gravatar; I’m going there now to scold them, if I can find their page again. Something tells me it’s gravatar.com though LOL

    But yeah, Lil’s a bit indignant hehe…

    She’s muttering something about “revenge”! Hm… I think SHE took the Evil quiz for me! LOL

    Regards, all
    P, L, & E…

  8. PBShelley writes:

    Hm, incidentally DC, I just checked the Gravatar site and Lily’s gravatar still shows up there(and G Rated to boot!). Could it be something on this end? Maybe it’s because I am so EEEEVILLL? :-O

    I don’t recognize that EVIL doll that took her Gravatar’s place; she doesn’t seem so random to me LOL

    Can you believe that there are well over TWO BILLION Gravatar’s in use? :-O

    Mysteriously,
    PBS

  9. SafeTinspector writes:

    I feel as if I shouldn’t come ’round here no more, what with my apparent goodness and all.

  10. Anonymous writes:

    Hey, SafeT! Yew n Aye, bein good, otta stick two getter.

  11. Davecat writes:

    Wanda-chan –
    ‘Angelic’? Even I’d be hard-pressed to believe that. 😉 Maybe you took the test on your off day? Or on the test’s off day, one or the other..

    PBS & LG (don’t know her middle initial) –
    2 billion Gravatars? I could see that. Might explain why their servers go down twice a year. 😐
    Although I have to ask: are the name and Email fields filled out when you make your comments? I’ve found that if you don’t fill in the Email field especially, your Gravatar won’t appear. Or perhaps it’s just a side effect of your eeevil??

    SafeT
    O, evil’s not that bad. *uproarious laughter*

  12. PBShelley writes:

    hmmm…. let’s just try that li’l idea out! No, it never is filled out, as I hate getting Spam 😛 But as this is the only site I use this addy on, any traitors will be exposed!!! Mwu-ha-ha-ha-haaaa! (I think that’s how it goes LOL)

  13. SafeTinspector writes:

    Anonymous: Bogol? Is that you?

  14. Wanda writes:

    Sorry SafeTee. Anonymous wuz me. Fergot to sign in. Us angelic types are such ditzes.

    Hey, PBS, my gravatar isn’t showing up, either.

  15. PBShelley writes:

    Hi Wanda, I didn’t recognize you! (Now I do, hehe). Well, inputting my email into the reply box field worked; I can see Lily now 😀
    For some reason, the email addy got left off at some point, so you have to fill it back in, and the info will be saved. See? Right above the text assuming you’re replying to this (*points up*). Use the email where your gravatar is stored, and you’re good to go 😉

    Cheers!
    PBS, Lily, & Eden

  16. Davecat writes:

    Also Wanda; keep in mind that the pic you have on your Blog is not the same as having a Gravatar — if you already haven’t, you’ll need to create an account there, upload a pic to make a Gravatar, and then, when you post here, you need to fill in the Email field with the Eddress you gave the Gravatar people. Simple pimple!
    It’s only when you don’t have a Gravatar of your very own that you get a Random Synthetik. Or, of course, if you haven’t filled out that Email field.

    It’s like being back at University all over again!

  17. Wanda writes:

    Uh, I have done all that, my kind sirs–or I think I have–but no gravi. Hmm. Lemme try it again.
    Okaaaay. Just checked with the gravatar website and they tell me my avatar has not yet been approved. Geez, how long does it take? Oh, well….

    Oh, and DaveCat–no way are you evil. You are a pussy cat, a sweet little foot-licking pussy cat, oh, yes you are!

  18. Davecat writes:

    Wandaaahh –
    If memory serves me right, it just takes a couple of days for Gravatar approval. Of course, since there’s 2 billion Gravatars residing on their servers, it might take a couple of additional days..

    And cats can be Evil, you know. With the claws and the biting and the hair on your clothes and whatnot. But you’ve got me pegged, missy — sexy girlfeet are my catnip. 😉
    If we weren’t several hundreds of miles apart, I’d curl up in your lap! But not only would that cut off the circulation in your legs, the whole situation would just be awkward. So forget I said anything.

  19. Wanda writes:

    Well, I could curl up in your lap!

    Neeee, an’ta! ‘Atashi wa suki yo

    ‘Course Sidori-san would take her whip to me…hmmm.

    Oh, dear! Forget I said anything….

  20. Davecat writes:

    Hey, you’ve finally got your rather Mannequin-looking Gravatar! I approve!

    I think this conversation has finally reached the ‘get a room’ stage.
    Shi-chan wants to know how soon we’re getting this room. 😉

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