Facetious much?

typed for your pleasure on 26 January 2006, at 8.58 am

Sdtrk: ‘Ik ken je beter, Peter’ by Iris Zegveld

(stolen, as usual, from Pendatron 5000)
25 Questions that no one would ever think to ask:

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
‘Wow, my hair is really getting long’

2. How much cash do you have on you?
A fiver and three singles

3. What’s a word that rhymes with TEST?
Pest

4. planet?
Gallifrey

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list?
Tim, oddly enough

6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
I only have three, cos I personally abhor custom ringtones. One is for Mates, one is for Unknowns, and one is If You’re Hearing This Ringtone, Someone Who Shouldn’t Have Your Phone Number Has Somehow Gotten Your Number, And You Need To Take The Appropriate Steps Immediately. Obviously I prefer the first one

7. What shirt are you wearing?
A white one, quelle surprise

8. What do you label yourself?
‘Expired’

9. Name the brand of your shoes you’re recently wearing?
Something chunky and styleless called ‘Phys.Sci’. Don’t laugh, damn you, they’re strictly for work and inclement weather

10. Bright or Dark Room?
Dark. Not too dark, but a cosy dark

11. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Viewing ‘Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks’ on DVD. ‘Ilsa, She-wolf of the SS’ was much better

12. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
I don’t know! I get them so rarely, and I delete them after reading, so I can’t answer this one

13. Where is your nearest 7-11?
Err, Hilton and 9 mile

14. What’s a saying that you say a lot?
‘Fair enough’
‘Well done!’
‘Bollocks’

15. Who told you they loved you last?
That would be telling

16. Last furry thing you touched?
I HATE FURRIES

17. How Many Drugs Have You Done In The Past three Days?
Not nearly enough, mate *continues to dance spastically like Bez*

18. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
None! I’m strictly digital now

19. Favorite age you have been so far?
I was rather keen on 28, upon reflection, as that’s when I was living at No.23 Deafening silence. Good times, good times

20. your worst enemy?
The part of myself that’s controlled by Procrastination

21. What is your current desktop picture?
An exploded-view illustration of the MSZ-006 Zeta Gundam

22. What was the last thing you said to someone?
‘Cheers!’

23. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you choose?
If I had a million bucks, I could probably fly plenty of places

24. Do you like someone?
Sure!

25. The last song you listened to?
refer to ‘Sdtrk’ above

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  1. ray rentell writes:

    1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
    Whos this old balding geezer with the red rimmed eyes and the remains of a petri dish of bacteria on his tongue?

    2. How much cash do you have on you?
    None, Im sitting here bare assed !

    3. What’s a word that rhymes with TEST?
    Best jest

    4. planet?
    Hollywood , hub of the universe.
    5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list?
    Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, Ruler of Great Britain and the Commonwealth.

    6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
    Ding-a-ling

    7. What shirt are you wearing?
    See #2

    8. What do you label yourself?
    Homo-sapien erectus
    9. Name the brand of your shoes you’re recently wearing?
    Doctor Martens steel toe cap dealer boots in a fetching shade of off black.

    10. Bright or Dark Room?
    One of those gloriously bright sunny winter days streaming in through the ventian blinds when the light is so sharp and chillingly clear

    11. What were you doing at midnight last night?
    Watching Crouching tiger, hidden dragon for the n’th time

    12. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
    Hello Dad, can I borrow X pounds tll my next grant payment comes through ……. etc,etc.Message from my impoverished art student daughter.

    13. Where is your nearest 7-11?
    Used to be one in East Molesey but it shut down , bit like Wendy burgers, never took off over here thank goodness, Mac Donalds is bad enuf..

    14. What’s a saying that you say a lot?
    Well slap my thigh,
    Tickle my tits till Christmas
    Cor, she’s a bigun!

    15. Who told you they loved you last?
    My mum, they see no faults.

    16. Last furry thing you touched?
    My tiger patterned furry slippers with claws on

    17. How Many Drugs Have You Done In The Past three Days?
    To much, see # 1

    18. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
    Two from 4 years ago so theyve probably had it.

    19. Favorite age you have been so far?
    Between 0 and 59 have been good so far.

    20. your worst enemy?
    Age

    21. What is your current desktop picture?
    None, boring ay !

    22. What was the last thing you said to someone?
    “Hope this is the winning lottery ticket”

    23. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you choose?
    A million flys ………. buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    24. Do you like someone?
    No, I hate everyone eqaully

    25. The last song you listened to?
    Rolling stones,”You cant always get what you want”
    Did I pass the test or am I a replicant?

  2. Davecat writes:

    Is that what Betty, Angelina and Kuko-chan have to put up with? 😉

    And I’d like to apologise for McDonald’s being over there in the first place. Think of it this way — the chavs will always have someplace to eat!..

    Good to hear from you as always, rentell! Give your lasses some bum smacks from Shi-chan and I!

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