Always confirm your dentifrice

typed for your pleasure on 21 November 2005, at 12.40 am

Sdtrk: ‘In time’ by Kelly Polar

You know what’s embarrassing? Buying the wrong type/flavour of toothpaste. You’re like, ‘well, I can’t return it, and I can’t just throw it out’, but every time you brush, you wince. It’s not happened to me a lot, but nevertheless..

Better post to follow soon

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4 have spoken to “Always confirm your dentifrice”

  1. SafeTinspector writes:

    I have lemon toothpaste now.
    It is like an orally induced lemon orgasm every time I scour my dental enamel.

  2. Davecat writes:

    Lemon toothpaste.. sounds rather delicious, actually. A bit too delicious, if you ask me.

  3. Jeff "Wolfgang" Lilly writes:

    I accidentally picked up raw flesh flavored Crest instead of mint one time. Boy, was my face (and gums) red!

  4. Davecat writes:

    ‘Raw flesh flavoured Crest’
    Try saying that a couple of times fast.

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