Now I see why some people prefer Movable Type or WordPress

typed for your pleasure on 5 April 2005, at 12.55 am

Sdtrk: ‘Me and my ding dong’ by Pankow

Good going, Blogger. Down for almost an entire day. Refuckingmarkable.

Anyway, here’s this thing:

My Mormon name is Darvell Friends Forsaken !
What’s yours?

Shi-chan’s is worse, if you can believe that. Hers is Andoorie Traudi Treasure Cocaine. *confused stare*
Thanx Veach, for Mormonising us! Now we must eschew all sinful things such as technology. Goody Andoorie will proceed to churn some butter, and I shall go raise a barn

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4 have spoken to “Now I see why some people prefer Movable Type or WordPress”

  1. veach writes:

    Darvell F. Forsaken and Andoorie T.T. Cocaine!

    Oh my. I haven’t laughed at a blog enrty this hard in a looong time. I am Jacks massively tickled funny bone.

    –V. I. St. Benjamin

  2. PBShelley writes:

    I am… Roby Jae LeRoi! It’a almost cool; in fact, it might be 😀
    Lily thinks it’s amusing, no… hilarious! 😀

  3. Davecat writes:

    Gentlemen, we are all good, stout, and honest Mormon men. Let us go forth together, and.. raise a barn. Or compare our beards. Or, ahh, eat some butter fresh from the churn.

    I know! We can mock those who have not eschewed (eschewn?) their sinful ways, such as light switches and indoor plumbing! Ho ho! Such sinners! They know not the pleasures of butter fresh from the churn. Or something.

    Ho ho!

  4. Penda writes:

    Don’t forget your Mormon undergarments. They keep you from touching yourself in your sleep.

    No, I’m serious.

    — Monteen Stormy Shepherd

    (what the fucking hell?)

    Now to commit ritual suicide and become a god.

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