Don’t go teasin’
typed for your pleasure on 18 December 2006, at 2.10 amSdtrk: ‘Do you love?’ by Final fantasy
Ahh, if only…
Beyonce Knowles Is An Actroid
Skirmisher.org | Saturday, December 9th, 2006I’ve had the hots for Beyonce Knowles for as far as I could remember, and this recent “unmasking” of her real identity, proving that she isn’t human at all but in fact Kokoro’s much-touted advanced version of the Actroid DER2, doesn’t even damp my filthy enthusiasm.
Undoubtedly, she bolted backstage shortly afterwards to reattach her face, before it peeled right off. That’s quite alright! Sometimes that sort of thing occurs with older Gynoids; she can hardly be blamed. Underneath her silicone skin, she’s more than likely built like Kobalab‘s Android SAYA, as seen here.
See how there’s hardly any velcro up by the temples? That might explain why her face got all rumpled. Easily seen to, but understandably embarrassing when you’re out in public.
Don’t be ashamed, Beyonce! We all know that Gynoids are cool
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December 19th, 2006 at 11.03 pm
…Is she the one owned by Jay-Z? Those rich music industry types have all the best toys.
December 19th, 2006 at 11.59 pm
They’d better manufacture a couple more, if that’s the case. I’d prefer my copy without all the ‘bling’, as it’s heavy, and tends to mess with her balancers.
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