Fünfhundert tausend Besuche

typed for your pleasure on 24 November 2011, at 11.25 pm

Sdtrk: ‘V of IV’ by Pauline Oliveros

Even though I’m sure most of you are just trawling my blog for photos of Dolls, or looking for info about muntjac deer — seriously, I’ve had a shedload of hits across the past couple of months thanks to people typing deer, muntjac deer, deer hit by car, etc into Google — I do want to say Thank You for stopping round to ‘Shouting to hear the echoes’, particularly to those of you who take a few moments to comment. Hope you lot had a satisfying Thanksgiving (US only), and here’s to another 500,000 hits! *raises glass*

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12 have spoken to “Fünfhundert tausend Besuche”

  1. Mia writes:

    Ahhhh, now I see…

    The ‘deer’ thing probably has something to do with your ‘O, deer’ post. Aha! No wonder :p

  2. Laura writes:

    That’s impressive. Maybe when they make a “Furry” synthetic lover (assuming there isn’t really one) you’ll be able to offer your deer-loving visitors something a little more up their ally. 😛

    P.S. If there is one, I demand pics

  3. Davecat writes:

    Mia —
    But that post is old! Old! And why are they seemingly magnetised by that post in the first place? Who are these people?? Wh… what do they want?? O MY GOD THEY’VE COME FOR THE DEER

    Laura —
    If there was a furry Doll out there — which I’m sure there is — I’m sure some peoples’ brains would explode. Personally, I wouldn’t know what to make of the spectacle, but if I run across one, rest assured I’ll notify you immediately…

  4. Reporter writes:

    Would you ever leave Shichan for an organic woman?

  5. Davecat writes:

    I have, of late, been considering the idea of making a ‘Shouting etc etc’ FAQ, where I could answer questions about myself and Sidore-chan. Your question would definitely be one of the ones in the FAQ, so thanks for that.

    The short answer: no. The long answer: more than likely, no.
    Organiks are really much too unpredictable for me to handle — I should know; I am one. But one of the main things that I seek in a relationship is consistency, and most Organiks can’t guarantee that, nor really have I the right to demand it. The last thing I want to do is have someone sublimate themselves to satisfy me; no-one should do that for anyone. Shi-chan gives me the reassurance I need that she’ll never cheat, or lie, or otherwise be deceptive. As I always say, I’d prefer she was a walking, talking Gynoid rather than an inert Doll, but at least I know I’m never being deceived. To me, that’s just as important a factor in my relationship as love.

  6. Reporter writes:

    Follow up: what if someone else were to sleep with Sidore without your permission?

  7. Davecat writes:

    O, I dunno… I think in that case, homicide wouldn’t be entirely out of the question. Cos were that to happen, that would require the offender in question to have broken into our home, and that’d be unacceptable. So, you know.

  8. Reporter writes:

    Fair point. Well, what if the hypothetical person had been invited into your home and, idk, you went to go take a shower and when you came out, your invited guest had slept with your wife? Obviously you would be mad at the guest, but would you feel like Sidore had cheated on you? Because she can’t technically consent to you, so she can’t technically consent to him, therefore she’s consenting to him as much as she’s consenting to you? You see what I’m saying? Not trying to be graphic or anything, just wondering.

  9. Davecat writes:

    Yes, well; anyone that I would actually invite into our home would already be fully aware of how I feel about Shi-chan, and that if they were to sleep with her, it’d be the same as if I were to sleep with their girlfriend. Or, to put it into a non-iDollator context, I would expect that guest to show both of us the same amount of respect that I would show them if I were in their home. Don’t smash up my furniture or sleep with my wife, and I won’t smash up your furniture or sleep with yours.

    I think you’ve managed to talk yourself out of me ever inviting you round our flat, by the way. Whoever you are.

  10. Laura writes:

    Random creeper, where’s the respect? I highly doubt you’d go on anyone else’s blog and ask them if they’d leave their wife for someone else or if they’d be okay with their friends sleeping with their wife.

    Just because Davecat has a non-traditional wife doesn’t make it okay. I don’t think you have the right to question anyone’s relationship, especially people you don’t know.

  11. Reporter writes:

    I’m a reporter.

  12. Davecat writes:

    Laura —
    As always, you get an Internet Fistbump. People like Reporter think that just because a person’s partner is Synthetik, that respect and common courtesy somehow don’t apply.

    And Reporter —
    I realise that standards in the common media have dropped incredibly in the past ten to fifteen years, but you’re a legitimate reporter like I’m the king of fucking Norway.
    Incidentally, your most recent comment’s been deleted, and you’ve been blocked, as you’ve not provided any actual credentials, such as a legitimate name and Email address. You’ve had your fun.

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