I laughed until I cried

typed for your pleasure on 26 August 2004, at 2.02 pm

Just had an idea for an article; in the style ov the editorials on The Onion, it would be called, ‘I Should Stop Wasting So Much Time Pursuing Older Women Who Have No Interest In Me, And Start Pursuing Younger Women Who Have No Interest In Me’. Heh.

Random similar posts, for more timewasting:

I am not going to bitch about the Woodward dream cruise (again) on August 13th, 2008

More like 'Nightmare cruise' on August 17th, 2007

2 have spoken to “I laughed until I cried”

  1. MontiLee writes:

    In 20 years when you’re financially independent, secure in your own bachelorhood, and the last thing you need is some chick putting her boobs on you, the women will come in droves and you’ll have to beat them off with a stick. At least that’s what David says.

    Oh yeah, and Sat sounds good.

  2. Davecat writes:

    Jesus, in 20 years, I’ll be fifty-fucking-one. I fully expect that between then & now, the very concept ov Having Sex itself will have been changed drastically. 😐

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