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typed for your pleasure on 18 July 2013, at 10.29 pm

Sdtrk: ‘Time after time’ by Chris Montez

幸運な13! 反射に、私達は今年の記念日から私達がしたより多くを作るべきである。 私達は実際に多くの上のそれをするべきである。 第13の黒猫は…今年、明らかに、失われた機会だった。

私達に私達の家族に加わっている追加メンバーがあるところで今年また第1に印を付ける。 個人的に、私はそれが普通のカップルとすばらしいところでことを考える、第三者はそのの間で、私達とくさびを、だけでなく、私達均等に共有する彼女を運転したがが、彼女の存在は互いのための私達の愛を減少しない。 それどころかそれはそれを増強した。 エレナあなたのガールフレンドおよび私の主婦である私の唯一無二の妻およびIあなたの愛に満ちあふれた夫常にである。 私達のパートナーシップの根はより強く育つが、今年、私達にツル、ちょうど紫色および緑ないの物の赤い花成長するがある。

常にとして、私の妻、しどれであることをありがとう。 これは実際に私達の幸運な第13記念日である。事に照し合わせて、多分私達はべきである私達の第23記念日を今計画し始める… 😉

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The Internet makes me do things

typed for your pleasure on 7 July 2013, at 9.40 pm

Sdtrk: ‘Man cannot flatter Fate’ by NON

It’s been a great while since I’ve 1) done one of those crazy online test things, and 2) shared the results with you. No time like the present! Here’s my results for a Jungian personality test:

ISTJ – “Trustee”. Decisiveness in practical affairs. Guardian of time- honored institutions. Dependable. 11.6% of total population.

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Only 11.6 per cent of the population? That’s an injustice; there should be more of us ISTJs larking about. Well, loping about.

While we’re here, why not gaze upon some portraits I’d made of the staff of Deafening silence Plus, in keeping with the whole Internet theme?

This was done via the Square Face Generator that was popular for a couple of months until the general public moved on to something else. That squarish thing over my right eye is a Google Glass, incidentally. Wishful thinking?
And this is nearly the same as above, but in an arguably more realistic style:

That was slapped together using imadeface Artoon, the Droid version of the infamous iMadeFace app that lets you create portraits that lie somewhere between Roy Lichtenstein and Julian Opie. Lenka came out the best, as she actually looks vacant and rubbery, Shi-chan has her glasses but is missing her beauty mark, and I look like Trent goddamned Reznor. Hrrm.

Here’s some fan art by a lass on Twitter who goes by the name ‘Potassium’. which means she’s an alkali metal with the atomic number of 19, and she oxidises rapidly in air. We all have our problems!

Modest to a fault, she dismisses it as a quick sketch. Talented much? It’s based off this photo, and I find it a wee bit funny that the way she drew Shi-chan, it kinda looks like she’s holding my head instead of Maidlee’s. Salome much?

And the other test would be a Dante’s Inferno-based affair, which is a sordid reminder that it’s been years since I read my copy:

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell – The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8 – The Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) High

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It’s important to remember that the city of Dis was built on rock ‘n’ roll. And yes; puns such as that are the true reason I’ll be banished to eternal hellfire

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